Performed by Liz Grand and Katherine Parker-Jones
Written by Kit Hunter

Directed by Chris Jaeger

Joanne is very rich but all alone on Christmas Eve. She hates Christmas with a passion and explains at length what is wrong with it. She eventually nods off and awakes to find a woman in her flat. She has no idea how she got in, who she is, or what she wants. On the other hand, the woman seems to know a great deal about Joanne and her family and her somewhat murky past. This bitter/sweet comedy brings a modern twist to the Scrooge experience, and is guaranteed to make the audience both laugh and cry.” Recommended 14+ - strong language